Sing to the tune of "If You're Happy And You Know It, Clap Your Hands"

If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq. If the markets hurt your Mama,
bomb Iraq. If the terrorists are Saudi And the bank takes back your Audi
And the TV shows are bawdy, Bomb Iraq.
If the corporate scandals growin', bomb Iraq. And your ties to them
are showin', bomb Iraq. If the smoking gun ain't smokin' We don't care, and we're not jokin'. That Saddam will soon be croakin', Bomb Iraq.
Even if we have no allies, bomb Iraq. From the sand dunes to the
valleys, bomb Iraq. So to hell with the inspections; Let's look tough for the elections, Close your mind and take
directions, Bomb Iraq.
While the globe is slowly warming, bomb Iraq. Yay! the clouds of war
are storming, bomb Iraq. If the ozone hole is growing, Some things we
prefer not knowing. (Though our ignorance is showing), Bomb Iraq.
So here's one for dear old daddy, bomb Iraq, From his favorite little
laddy, bomb Iraq. Saying no would look like treason. It's the
Hussein hunting season. Even if we have no reason, Bomb Iraq.